Content Disclaimer
Everything Here Is a Joke. A Really Good One. But Still a Joke.
Effective Date: March 17, 2026 · Last Updated: March 24, 2026
Company: Roaststation LLC · Contact: info@roaststation.com
1. This Is Satire. This Is Only Satire.
Every single piece of content published by Roast Station — including but not limited to articles, headlines, summaries, roast cards, videos, graphics, social media posts, newsletters, and any other material produced under the Roast Station brand — is satirical comedy commentary.
We are not a news organization. We do not report facts. We do not investigate, verify, or break news. We take things that are already publicly known and make fun of them. That's the whole thing.
2. Content Sources
2.1 Publicly Available Information Only
Our content is based exclusively on freely accessible, publicly available information. We do not hack, infiltrate, or obtain non-public information. We do not use leaked, stolen, or confidential materials.
2.2 No Original Reporting
Nothing published on Roast Station constitutes original journalism or investigative reporting. We are not journalists. We are comedians with good internet connections.
3. Copyright & Fair Use
To the extent our content references, quotes, parodies, or comments on third-party works, such use is made pursuant to the fair use doctrine under 17 U.S.C. § 107. The four fair use factors — purpose and character of use, nature of the original work, amount used, and effect on the market — weigh in favor of our commentary-based, satirical use.
All references are transformative — we add new meaning, commentary, criticism, or comedic context. A joke about a thing is not the thing.
4. Public Figures
Commentary on public figures is protected under the First Amendment, the fair use doctrine, and the public figure doctrine under U.S. defamation law.
We only comment on conduct in the public sphere. We do not make claims about private behavior. Comedy is not defamation. Exaggeration for humor is not a false statement of fact.
5. Editorial Standards
Roast Station is a satirical comedy platform. All content is reviewed by our editorial team for comedic quality and clarity of satirical intent before publication. Nothing on this Site constitutes factual reporting or should be relied upon as accurate, complete, or current information about any real person, company, or event.
6. Not Professional Advice
Nothing on Roast Station is: financial advice, legal advice, medical advice, or professional advice of any kind. If a roast makes you want to sell stocks or write legislation, talk to a professional first.
7. Accuracy & Errors
While our satire is grounded in real, publicly available information, we make no representations about the accuracy, completeness, or currency of that underlying information. News changes fast. Satire moves faster.
8. Corrections Policy
If you believe a roast contains a provably false factual assertion (not just that it's mean), contact info@roaststation.com. We will review factual accuracy claims within 7 business days and correct or remove content found to contain provably false statements.
9. The Summary
- ✅ Everything here is satire and comedy commentary
- ✅ We only use publicly available information
- ✅ We protect intellectual property and operate under fair use
- ✅ We roast public figures for their public conduct
- ✅ All content is reviewed by our editorial team before publication
- ❌ This is not news
- ❌ This is not financial, legal, or medical advice
- ❌ None of this should be read as factual reporting
10. Contact
Email: info@roaststation.com
Mail: Roaststation LLC, [Address available upon written request to info@roaststation.com]
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