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Absurdity Audit: NASA Sheltered Astronauts in Dragon Over Leaks
Roscosmos findings force brief shelter as Russian module springs more holes than a colander in orbit.
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Go's Record IPO Funds Robotaxis to Dodge Driver Drought
Japan's biggest listing so far this year hands the taxi-hailing app cash to pursue acquisitions instead of fixing its existential staffing mess.
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French Startup Scrapping Rocket Name Over Trademark Tantrum
The launch equivalent of renaming your kid because the neighbor already called dibs on it.
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Nothing Cites RAMageddon to Delay Next CMF Phone
Co-founder Evangelidis blames prices for skipping this year, proving budget phones can pivot faster than excuses evolve.
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Hue Audits Your Dumb Lights With Wired Wall Modules
New ecosystem addition forces non-smart switches into the fold while claiming it's progress
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