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Barbra Skips Cannes, Fires Video Message at Her Own Palme
Knee injury keeps Streisand home while Cannes hands her an honorary statuette she can't collect in person.
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Hathaway Turns Bump Reveal Into Lyric-Themed PR Theater
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