MEMBER CUT — VULGAR tier
Unlock the full roast.
Vulgar-tier piece: sharper than the public archive, ad-free when signed in, and part of the member cut.
CultureACADEMIC BULLSHIT🔥 SPICY 73VULGARVULGAR TIER
Brown Professor: We Cannot Choose to Become Idiots
AI cheating scandal hits Brown, and the faculty's spin is already failing harder than the students.
Stay on the wire
Get the next cut before the homepage rolls past it.
The best Roast Station workflow is simple: read the roast, stay in the dispatch, and let the sharper cuts or merch drops route to you instead of hoping you catch them in the feed.
Share
More Roasts
Culture
72
Colombian Grief Gets Tension Control Audit
Review demonstrates impressive restraint over paramilitary disappearances that been ignored for decades
Culture
Culture
88
Ego Meter: $700 Portable Shower Hits Peak Delusion
Nothing screams backcountry authenticity like paying more than rent for festival hot water on demand.
Culture
Culture
73
Audit Confirms Media's Video Pivot Is Round Two of Dumb
Publishers finally chase consumer attention after the facebook-driven interlude while TV loses its grasp.
Culture
Culture
88
TikTok FYP Audit: Agency Is a Polite Fiction
Users must intentionally and constantly curate their fyps or the algorithm just laughs and serves more slop
Culture