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KPMG Pulls AI Report After Hallucinations Wreck It
Consulting giant lets unreliable AI write about AI usage then acts shocked when it lies.
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A new system service rolls out this month, with bigger changes starting in September, because nothing says trust like official confirmation of supported app stores.
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