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Mubi Pays Up for 'Coward' After Cannes Ovation Scam
Another distributor bets big on standing applause while the actual movie stays safely unexamined.
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Culturistas Awards Audit Flags TV Return After Hit Debut
A successful parody show returns to television, proving culture needs another round of self-congratulation.
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Ego Meter: Hollywood's Puppet Delusion Hits Critical Mass
Bob Baker's historic marionette troupe gets crowned zeitgeist savior while the actual industry burns.
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Audit: Canadian Directors File AI Protections Manifesto
Guild declares efficiency is not creativity, demands safeguards before the machines rewrite the credits
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Oscar Rule Lets One Actor Grab Multiple Noms in Same Category
Hollywood calls this progress. Really it's just stretching the same five performances to look like more contenders.
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