MotorTrend, a fucking car magazine, just handed NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang their 2026 Person of the Year award at GTC. Because nothing says 'automotive excellence' like a guy whose entire empire runs on GPUs that still can't make a Tesla stop killing pedestrians without a software update every six weeks. This is like Popular Mechanics giving Taylor Swift Engineer of the Year for her use of Auto-Tune. Peak tech bro vanity: when even car journalists are sucking the AI teat so hard they forget what an internal combustion engine smells like.
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Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'
MotorTrend just gave Jensen Huang their 2026 award for... reasons?
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