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62 roasts filed under Sports. Filtered archive, newest first.
Buffalo Loses To Boston, Sun Rises In East
Yahoo Sports uploaded 'highlights' from a Sabres loss. Bold use of the word highlights.
USA Today's Sports Page Is Just A Website Description
Breaking: a sports outlet confirms it covers sports, in what analysts are calling 'a sentence'
USA Today's Big Story Is: They Still Exist
A newspaper published a website. The website described the newspaper. No one was harmed.
March Madness: Where Your Bracket Goes to Die and Your Boss Pretends Not to Notice
64 teams, 10 seconds of confidence, and a lifetime of bracket regret.
Duke's 7-Foot 'Big Man' Too Fragile for Round 1
Top overall seed suddenly looks one player shorter than advertised
Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely
Historically Black university celebrates 67-55 squeaker over Lehigh before getting fed to a No. 1 seed
THUNDER CLINCH WHILE NOBODY NOTICED
OKC wins 9 straight, gets top seed... March Madness still stole the spotlight like a stepdad at career day
March Madness 2026: Toddlers With Jump Shots
These freshmen are younger than your mortgage and already better at ball than you’ll ever be at life