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A United Pilot Left the Mic Open into Dulles
The PA stayed live for seven minutes and the cockpit never said sorry.
Trump Cut Seoul War Games from the Oval Office
Ulchi Freedom Shield got cut for Kim. The three-billion check was already expired.
Farage Beat Count Binface Then the Probe Reopened
63 percent in Clacton. Hours later the £5 million gift inquiry was back on.
Tesla Bought Out the Swedish Strike Instead of Signing
1,021 days. IF Metall called it off because Tesla paid every striker to leave.
Trump Said He'd Make Hormuz US Territory
He wants to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory. Pretty soon.
The Summit Flew the Panel In to Talk About Flying Less
Four hundred delegates flew in to talk about flying less. The keynote's second plane was late.
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